Texting and Miscellaneous: Blocking time

Blocking time

By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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russellboy 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:46

Good plan. But bad execution. Lol

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.

Comments

Cashtangoteam 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:50

You're a dick OP, and not even a smart one

doof234 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:54

exactly what I was about to say

ArcadePie 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:40

Yeah he's a huge dick. Wait is that good or bad?

danielabella94 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:51

Why be a douche and do that? You could have made an excuse not talk at the moment.

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 20 October 2011 11:02

Actually think he did make an excuse in a sorta direct indirect way. Why bother though? Just tell the chick to piss off. Better than making excuse after excuse.

bradenstrs 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:53

Learn from your mistakes;)

Ann23 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:53

How did she get your number in the first place if you never wanted to talk to her anyways?

je_suis_fml 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:39

14- your addition of the word 'never' changes the dynamics the original post...

mariet_fml 23

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:18

Social networking site, mutual friend, she needed the number in the past for a reason, stalking, etc.

ironik69 31

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:56

Weird chicks need love too.

Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:09

Not my love

TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:00

Weird is sexy. I'd rather have 1 in a million than a million in one.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:11

Well, I live in Crazy Town. You're more than welcomed to visit. I can set you up on a date with the woman that wears socks on her hands so that she has something to blow her runny nose with. Interested?