Texting and Miscellaneous: Blocking time

Blocking time

By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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russellboy 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:46

Good plan. But bad execution. Lol

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.

Comments

crazyluvbug 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:33

So I'm just curious. Is that error number your actual phone number?! If so the whole world could text/call you and bug the hell outta you!

frankwolf86 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:36

i hate to say it but its fake...

texas_redneck88 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:38

Idiot

puppytaco64 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:45

O.O SHE KNOWS!!!

taetae169 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:59

All you people talking shit to OP about this. Who here would have thought about making something like this? All of you are assholes

jontel 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:05

That was smart without the error

cassiebear7652 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:11

And she spelled spelled wrong

Absterrrr 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:21

Autocorrect?

some_girl9 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:42

And she spelled "spelled" wrong. These two dumbasses are made for each other!

josie2102 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:45

Tell her spelt isn't a word...

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