Texting and Miscellaneous: Blocking time

Blocking time

By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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You deserved it 66 673

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 777

You deserved it 9 977

By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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You deserved it 9 070

Whoops

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 597

You deserved it 1 344

Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 466

You deserved it 9 049

I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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You deserved it 502

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 104

You deserved it 8 577

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 110

You deserved it 4 192

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 482

You deserved it 4 357

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 374

You deserved it 8 787

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 624

You deserved it 3 365

russellboy 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:46

Good plan. But bad execution. Lol

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.

Comments

Shiraishi_fml 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:46

At least she stopped after that right? Or she didn't even get the hint?

hilary56 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:55

That's a burn brotha

MrPedoBear_fml 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:58

Just say blame it on the cellphone company.. And text me. >:)

sexxxysydney 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:30

This is actually a great idea, bummer he failed. Maybe next time OP.

enonymous 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:32

Error 404 comedy in this reply not found

nerdpower_fml 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:46

Just stick to selling brake pads, tommy boy. You obviously aren't good at anything else.

AnonymousTroll 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:48

Maybe OP had a temporary moment of silence?

zombicidal 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:42

he just put his phone number on the internet

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Thursday 20 October 2011 15:34

it's your own fault!

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:41

lol

iluvhobos 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:47

How did "this weird girl" get your number in the first place. YDI for that, and your terrible spelling.

russellboy 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:46

Good plan. But bad execution. Lol

heyguysitsjosh 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 9:38

Looks like he forgot to turn on auto correct

nonelikeworms 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:30

Spelling Nazi

Fruit_Dealer 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:44

"Spellcheck yourself before you wreck yourself." -Someone random

kidclarke 15

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

There's an app for that

XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 11:09

No, it's not an App it's built in.

Blissfull_Sin 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:55

Whats da name of that app? Lol I want it

AlexanderSilver 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:11

I believe he was quoting the iPhone's "there's an app for that" commercial.

dinkiebaum 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

Bahahaha YDI!!!!! That's funny though

csosa187 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 11:35

Thank you for not contributing anything to this post -_-

djmigues 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 11:52

Same to you, 64.

xosportsgirl14x 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:25

And you, 66. Ah, hypocrites. OP: why not just not text back...?

djmigues 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 12:29

I was going to say, "And the same to myself as well," but I had already posted my comment and didn't want to double post.

kiakia0131 23

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:38

You could have edited your comment, unless you are using an Ipod or phone. (I don't know if you can edit comments on those devices.)

guckylynn 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:48

You can edit comments on iPhone and iPod.

thaskipsta 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:36

Very nice

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.

samiwammy 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

Lol, YDI. Spell check next time ;P

Isabel312 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:48

Maybe you just send a regular "I don't feel like texting" or "I'm busy" text. It's shorter and you don't look like a douche. Unless you misspell something. Oh wait....