Travel, Vacation and Animals: Bon voyage!

Bon voyage!

By greaaaatt. - 25/07/2010 05:45 - United States

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

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By LG - 17/03/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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By notsoaloneanymore - 17/06/2016 04:32 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML

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By toriforever - 05/07/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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Weekend blues

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 10:00

Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 17:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I realized the only reason I was invited to go on vacation with my extended family was so I could babysit everyone's children while the adults go out and have fun. FML

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By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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iRobynM 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 12:22

if i were you, i would say, "why cant you guys wait until you bring up enough money to take the WHOLE family, instead of leaving family memebers out?"

akif_fml 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 12:12

They must really hate you lol.

Comments

dreadfullife 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:32

Aww, poor OP. When you earn enough, treat yourself and your friends to a cruise, and leave your family behind. >;D

NunButSteez 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:18

Lmao!

PocketMonsta 4

Monday 13 February 2012 0:19

Turn: Grandma's cookies all to yourself!

Mrs_Hutcherson 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:43

Your parents are aass wipes

bhai33 9

Friday 19 October 2012 6:34

Appreciate your grandparents while they're still alive you dick

zfchatroulette 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 5:43

It's actually Caribbean...

quinn1184 25

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:13

Who could. That sucks OP.

sydstoomuch 19

Friday 8 August 2014 4:57

That's a big family

CaptainRR 20

Monday 24 November 2014 9:38

Well, your parents are out of town. Soooooo.... ;) Time to spice up your life?

Nickt21 11

Friday 20 March 2015 5:35

No **** this if this happened to me hell no **** them **** my family **** everyone I'm killing myself straight ******* suicide and **** the Pirates of the Caribbean **** **** **** me can't afford them don't go jackass can't afford to take a ninth person... **** u in leaving walk out on their bitchasses **** them bye bitch and please don't report this it is my opinion