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Boomer humor

By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 23:14 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML

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By Jack - 08/07/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

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Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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mclauren29 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:17

I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!

AnOriginalName 19

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:17

Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke. On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?

Comments

Cwizer 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:22

Grandparents strike again!!!

capthigh 16

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:22

your grandparents are hilarious I'm sorry but that's funny

olpally 32

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:23

Great grandparents!! Lmao.

Queensland 27

Sunday 16 February 2014 15:33

Nah, they're just his first grandparents.

_kyleG_ 34

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:24

Sounds more like comedy than tragedy OP!

DaMann360 19

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:27

Would you like some ice for that burn?

speakersboom 19

Sunday 16 February 2014 3:51

I actually got rope burn today... and I WOULD like some ice for it. :'(

bubblyhayley 16

Sunday 16 February 2014 3:56

who cares?

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 6:51

I don't

vipirius 18

Sunday 16 February 2014 16:19

Who cares that you don't care?

dachayke 16

Sunday 16 February 2014 18:10

I don't.

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:32

well at least they know what not to get you for your next birthday

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:33

They're just full of hot air.

bettyxoxo 11

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:33

Cute

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:39

they have good humor

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:40

When they meet her they'll be eating their words...congrats OP...

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Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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The Top

Today, my boyfriend moved in with me. I just walked into my kitchen to find my thirty year-old, perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet completely submerged in soapy water in the sink, presumably from last night when he washed the dishes. FML

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Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

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Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML

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Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and got robbed at knifepoint. The robber made away with my phone, cash, and debit cards… and the French Bulldog I’m still making monthly payments for. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

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