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By Whats a Snorlack - 10/04/2023 03:00

Today, my new (and possibly ex) husband told me he is reconsidering staying married to me. He thinks my snoring is “so unlady like” and he can’t live the rest of his life sleeping with a “fucking Snorlax.” I’ve had sleep apnea since my mid 20s. FML
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poopface82 19

There are two things that need to be checked out in this scenario. First, you need to get checked out for sleep apnea by a sleep clinic. Get a sleep study done and all that good stuff. Second, your husband needs to get checked out for being an asshole.

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vchan 20

First no need to be insulting for something you cannot help. I don’t like this « i’m rethinking our marriage » attitude. Even less when used like you don’t deserve him because of a medical condition. He must have known about it before (I hope you didn’t hide it from him before marriage). And his vision of what a woman should be like is not realistic….. Second if tou have sleep apnea there is some treatments : please see a doctor for it. Finally, just do like all the others couples out there with a heavy snoring partner : if you can afford it, sleep in different rooms. If not : ear plugs + anti noise headsets and the one who doesn’t snore should sleep first.

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vchan 20

First no need to be insulting for something you cannot help. I don’t like this « i’m rethinking our marriage » attitude. Even less when used like you don’t deserve him because of a medical condition. He must have known about it before (I hope you didn’t hide it from him before marriage). And his vision of what a woman should be like is not realistic….. Second if tou have sleep apnea there is some treatments : please see a doctor for it. Finally, just do like all the others couples out there with a heavy snoring partner : if you can afford it, sleep in different rooms. If not : ear plugs + anti noise headsets and the one who doesn’t snore should sleep first.

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poopface82 19

There are two things that need to be checked out in this scenario. First, you need to get checked out for sleep apnea by a sleep clinic. Get a sleep study done and all that good stuff. Second, your husband needs to get checked out for being an asshole.

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cacheson 41

OP said they already know it’s sleep apnea.

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Brightside86 30

I had a friend who had that and had corrective surgery said it was life changing.

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Yudith 24

So is separate bedrooms. They can save a marriage!

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D J's MOM 17

one hard that breathe right steps help with snorting. maybe you could try them for a quick fix. btw, your hubby is an ass.

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melijoray 4

This is your early warning to get rid of this idiot before you have children.

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