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By Shelbs - 05/11/2011 23:35 - United States

Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML
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DrOfTheInternet 6

Needles to say that sounds painful

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ikickgingers 15

Train... Say your prayers... Take your vitamins... Be true to yourself.... *queue theme music* *flex* *strut* whatchaaaaaaaa gonna do brother????

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

LISTEN HERE BROTHER! All these 20,000 Hulk a maniacs and all of Hulk a mania brother. They enjoy my 24 inch python arms brother, cause i take my vitamins and I inject my steroids brother.

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Toxic_Ninja 2

I'll help him with that, not that I wanted to...

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mea_iloveskiing 26

And you didn't even have to eat spinach! :)

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ikickgingers 15

I prefer jäger bombs.

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Enslaved 36

If you look closely at a Jägermeister's label, you can see a cross above the deer's head in a circle to read "OH, DEAR GOD" which is what you'll say after a few too many shots. (:

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SirSquishyPants 1

Or you say that when you realized who/what you slept with that night. Yes, I say that from experience.

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florido_fml 10

This has nothing to do with anything but omg ur so hot

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leadman1989 15

QUICK! Go punch stuff before your new found super powers were off. Well too late.

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phoebe333 2

Do you eat spinach. JK. I hate shots. FYL

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