Booze 'em young
By ChiefKoala - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Harriman
By ChiefKoala - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Harriman
So actually, this is my FML, but i didn't know if it would let me do a follow up since I have a different user name. So now to tell the whole story. My brother was very young and my family isn't big on alcohol; the most they drink is during the holidays when they're with family. Anyway, The church basically exiled us because they thought we were all raging alcoholics. I just heard mom telling the story and thought i would post it. it goes to show that kids really will say the darnest things haha. He's 13 now and I'm 21, so now he knows what beer actually is, and definitely doesn't say that's his favorite drink.
Im guessing hes younger than 10?
It just sounds like a little kid either trying to be funny or letting his imagination run loose.
Young alcoholic in the making
Ginger beer perhaps?
This sounds like more of an FML for your parents than you.
Hey I voted on this FML in the moderation process
Perhaps he meant root beer?
...hope they don't blame you.
The phrase "I need a beer" is frequented on tv so that could be the root cause for sure
No! Bad girl! No dinner for you tonight.
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Wow what a nice Church. How very Christian to kick out people based on some silly thing a kid said. Clearly your family is better off without them.
Im guessing hes younger than 10?