Boredom

By alhummel21 - 12/02/2009 07:45 - United States

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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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csigabajnok 0

Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.

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ohgeez 0

Hrmm....I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but from what I can tell, texting is the last thing on the girls mind.... I'd actually be impressed if she could type complete sentences.

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partyyy08 0

aww #47 you made me lose the game :( to the OP, that sucks. haha. maybe you weren't very good at it, but still it was rude of her to be texting. do the same to her while she's giving you head.

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actionafternoon 0

@25, i'm a girl and I've ALWAYS made it through the ABC's... multiple times. I guess all my boyfriends suck [not well]. FML.

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jakerman3 0

you should have taken her phone and shoved it into her ******

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xsydbabyx 0

LAWL #91 I can't beat that comment. Kamasutra. You FAIL at oral sir.

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lizziebugg92 0

im a chick, and even when i get it and its bad i dont text. sometimes it is fun to try and have a normal conversation with someone when fooling around though. hey maybe she was giving out your number to some of her friends!!

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ihaveavag 0

#69 is my HERO OMG! and maybe if you didnt spen your time looking up, and more of the sucking, she wouldn need to text eh?

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mynameisjuvy 0

you shouldve stuck it in, came in her, and say, " shouldve payed attention "

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podrummer9209 0

Pahahah, most girls can't think straight when anything remotely good is going on down there... Methinks thou dost bitch too much.

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