Boredom

By alhummel21 - 12/02/2009 07:45 - United States

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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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csigabajnok 0

Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.

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ohgeez 0

Hrmm....I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but from what I can tell, texting is the last thing on the girls mind.... I'd actually be impressed if she could type complete sentences.

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spyface 0

Was her name Sarah? If so, LOL @ you. She was texting me how bored she was.

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ngvaynshtok 0

#106, u sound just like one of my other ex's that claimed he never gave head before and i was the first girl he went down on, and i swear it felt like he's a pro at it... plus, he always says "hella" lol

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lich_fml 0

@106 don't be too insulted, ha. It takes me forever to get wet. Like seriously. When my ex would do stuff, it took me a really long time even though I was horny. But he was good at it ha.

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TJPartyBoy 0

Her boyfriend was eating her out. Well i hope it was her boyfriend. That be Akward. Today, My girlfriend of 3 years texted me telling me she was being eatin out by my best freind. She sent a pic to prove it. FML

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skgirl 0

this is intresting maybe she was texting someone how great it felt haha idk or you just suck

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Cjraven606 0

ok all you girls who say it takes forever to get you wet have never had it done right. I don't care what you say. it takes me no time at all to get a girl wet. the guys are just not good yet.

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AnnaSeptic 0

Hahahaha my friend texts me when she's having sex. That's some seriously multitalking. Once she was like "lol he wants me to put my phone away" I was like WELL OBVIOUSLY.

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