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I was just texting my friends to share the wealth. I hope the guy who posted this is not Patrick... FML.
my ex and i were just enjoying each other's company after a great round, and im pretending to be his secretary telling ppl that were texting and calling him that he was currently unavailable... i stumbled across a chain text that he was telling a girl that he was currently having sex...
Apparentally you where doing something wrong, or it was numb from all of those hours of hot sex you guys had.
Maybe she was updating her Facebook status or her Twitter with "OMG...I'm getting ****** by the hottest guy ever right now!!!!"
#1; you're a retard.Why the **** does everyone feel the need to re-write the FML from another person's point of view? ITS NOT FUNNY! OP; failure xD not surprising though. us girls are basically required to update our friends with everything that's happening. one time my friend texted me telling me she had to pee o_0
ahaha, you shoulda stuck 2 in her ass to teach her a lesson. Personally, i think it would be hella hot if my girl answered her or my phone while i was down on her. as long as its not a dude on the other end. Btw, sometimes my head is hit and miss. First time I gave head to a girl she asked 'omg are you sure you haven't done this before'. Then first time i went down on my girl she hella liked it, last time I think she was hella nervous cuz it was the first time it wasn't dark in the room and she couldn't even get wet. thou an hour later when were jus sittin there talkin she gets wet for no reason.
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Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.
Hrmm....I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but from what I can tell, texting is the last thing on the girls mind.... I'd actually be impressed if she could type complete sentences.