Money, Thief and Miscellaneous: Bother-in-law

Bother-in-law

By disgruntled stepdaughter - 06/03/2013 19:11 - United States - Reno

Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML

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You deserved it 2 728

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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You deserved it 2 351

Nope, no thanks

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML

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You deserved it 100

By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

Get me out of this shithole

By nothing is sacred - 23/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

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You deserved it 498

By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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You deserved it 2 264

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:47 - United States - Miami

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

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You deserved it 4 203

By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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You deserved it 3 695

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:00

Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML

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You deserved it 94

Like that's an excuse

By lydia - 01/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML

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You deserved it 149

By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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You deserved it 3 392

howdeedoo 22

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:34

Blow up her car and say "I'm on my period"

pvtmeives 4

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:32

Quick Cinderella run before the evil stepmom makes you her slave

Comments

wanderingshopper 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:30

I have severe PMS and I have never had the urge to go steal money from family members or to forget where to properly clean out the litter box. I think your dad is worried about his relationship with that woman, and doesn't want anything rocking the boat. I feel for you.

eberle805 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:43

HAHAHA!

ViviMage 38

Thursday 7 March 2013 5:14

I have a stepmother with Münchausen by proxy, her child abuse led her to abuse for attention. Your stepmother may e mentally ill. No one tosses dirty litter around. My father protected her for far too long. Her actions are not to be tolerated. Make her clean the bed and replace the money. And I'm a girl that can be superbitch on my peroid. Never an excuse for me.

BrookieAnn 19

Thursday 7 March 2013 5:21

Bitches be trippin?

limitedition 25

Thursday 7 March 2013 6:29

Dad just says that cause he wants to get laid.

sdeanford 3

Thursday 7 March 2013 6:55

Run, you are getting no support and deserve better.

stewpididiot 11

Thursday 7 March 2013 7:45

Sync up or GTFO !!! See how your dad likes THAT Shit !!!

hunterrrc 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 8:11

I would take all of her belongs outside and set them on fire, and then I would photoshop some pictures of her to make it look like she's cheating and show them to my dad.

generationaliya 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 15:26

That's such a bullshit excuse, I get horribly bitchy when I've got my period but that doesn't give me the right to steal money as well as mess up someones room. No offense but your stepmom is a bitch.