Brain bleach please

By unashamed - 05/06/2014 08:11 - Australia - Ipswich

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML
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Welshite 39

Direct him to the diaper section. Those are white...

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weveallbeenthere 30

show him where the adult diaper section is. How do you not know if you Shit yourself?

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DigitalDoctor 2

Not a lovely thought, first ******** your pants and then to sit down. *note to my brains: stop visualizing everything.

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SuperStormCindy 8

Uhm, wouldn't you smell it? Was he elderly? either way, fyl, op. ):

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meli1195 31

Did you not read the FML?

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Calingaladha 21

I don't know why, but the Australian accent I read it in in my head makes this a little better. I hope he finds what he wants, and hopefully you won't have to deal with anything quite so crazy again...at least not for a long while.

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lulinator 40

Poor man. That must be horribly embarrassing. I don't want to get old.

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PhilSnake22 13

If it was horribly embarrassing he wouldn't casually mention it like that, sounds like he doesn't really care that he ***** himself, as long as his underwear is white of course.

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laden_swallow09 34

Sure. Once you hit 45, just off yourself.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Not 45, that's still young. But maybe 65.

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RedPillSucks 31

Hey! I resemble that remark!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#47 If you keep yourself in good health 65 isn't that old either. My grandparents are 60 & 61 and are still as active as they were in their 30's (they own 2 businesses) and look like they're about 50. :)

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Sigilwen 24

44 there is many older people who are in good Heath, there is also younger people who have some problems.

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Siettadulce 21

At least he was honest about what he needed.

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worldclassrager 39

Either the color I think he should be able to tell...but whatever suits his fancy should work

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