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Looks like you need a new alarm clock brother alarm clocks are notoriously unreliable.
Back up alarm...but someone should have seen you...but looking back at this is would be a good laugh...
hit the bottle a little too hard at the bachelor party last night, huh?
ohh no, hope everything worked out:)
Ever heard of an alarm clock, you nitwit?!
How in the hell does this even happen? There are SO many things that should have taken place in order to prevent this (i.e. setting an/several alarm(s) for yourself, having the ceremony start and consequently reminding your brother that, oh shit, the groom is napping...other people should've gone looking for you...). Wth, man?! Just seems to me like you don't care. Who cares about your brother, even? This was your responsibility! If I was your fiancée, I would never forgive you for that.
I'm assuming OP didn't nap in his suit and wanted that hour before the ceremony to get dressed and prepare himself, so he would've been late even if the ceremony was what reminded the brother to wake the groom.
Slap your brother. You'll feel better.
This sounds like it could be a really bad situation, I hope everything worked out op and if it does then I bet you'll be laughing about this in no time.
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I hope you didn't post this right after you woke up while your wife and family were all waiting for you!
Its always best to put on several alarm clocks too! I hope everyone understands, and you manage to rearrange a new date. I hope your brother didn't do it on purpose !