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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
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Chazzster 28

I hope you explained and she understood that you were sincere! I also hope it was not a Will Smith sized slap… It’s unfortunate that people can become sensitized and then react inappropriately. This is also an example why a mature person does not escalate a perceived verbal insult to a physical attack.

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a Three Stooges movie is about to break out.

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Chazzster 28

I hope you explained and she understood that you were sincere! I also hope it was not a Will Smith sized slap… It’s unfortunate that people can become sensitized and then react inappropriately. This is also an example why a mature person does not escalate a perceived verbal insult to a physical attack.

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RichardPencil 30

It's for the best. If you two were to procreate, you'd almost certainly bear children with the same impediment, they'd get bullied at school and turn into mass murderers. Just go your separate ways knowing that you've saved dozens of lives.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I think it's probably for the best cause if you two did get together and ran into a 3rd person with the same impediment.....

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a Three Stooges movie is about to break out.

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