I think the 2 year old is more important.. They just should have remembered to pick it up..

I'm also a teenager, and lives are always more important than technology.

It was a joke...

It wasn't a very funny one.

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny...

18- yeah ******* **** yeah! ******* shit *******...bitch ass ****!

Sorry that was for 15

38- who cares if people thumb you down or what they think about you. I don't get why people are so scared about it that they can't speak their minds...

Ahhhh the joys of parenthood. The comedy value would be great....if your life was a movie. Fyl.

And that's also why you should let your 2 year old run away and maybe come to me, where I raise him as my own to kidnap children, howl at the moon, and troll.

Look, that was uncalled for, you just shouldn't have said it, and then tried to save yourself by poorly trying to convince us it was a joke.

26, It's called opinion. People find different things funny, especially in different age groups and cultures. Funny is a subjective term and what you mean to say is "I don't find this funny". You're welcome.

I'm welcome to what? I never thanked you. :p

Sureee why not leave the baby unattended and instead make sure that the ipad is on the ground oh! and look...the baby is on the street...wow that joke is hilarious...right? and im 17....................i worry about the people of our future....

I'm from the future the year 2017 everyone still gets offended at everything but it's worse. Anyways Cupcake i thought it was funny lol

for some bizarre reason i cried "stop!!!" as i read the end of the fml. Is that weird?

What was she supposed to do, had the kid on a lead. These things happen and least he's safe.

This is when those children leashes come in handy.

Agreed. You can easily replace your broken electronics, but you can't replace your child. It's well worth it!!!

145-nothing is worse than a lost child

152- he was kidding

Not funny

A positive net outcome is not necessarily going to make someone happy...

From the looks of your pic, too late?

should i ask why you have one sitting on ya lap ?

curses, reddox !!

Sorry!

The baby could be a relative, 48.

And yet 7 you have one sitting in your lap. Yes it could be a relative but I have a feeling that's her kid.

tis a kid nonetheless #54

That little angel face is actually my nephew

Unlike you.

No you're not

...they ran it over...what do you think

I dunno. Depending on how they went over it I know some devices can survive being run over.

No, common sense should tell you that it wouldn't be an fml if it was still working.

Unless the phone was a Nokia, OP is shit out of luck.

9- Maybe it's the parent in me, but I don't care one lick if the tech toys work or not: All I can think of is a child running out into traffic, with a horrible ending to that story. :( Child's alive and safe, everything else is minor details.

Yes.

Which word? It all looks fine to me.

I didn't know if speed bump was the right word ;)

Speed bumps, lumps, or humps all work. It is said different in different areas.

I like "speed humps." Heh. Hehe. Hehehehe. |the kid|

I usually see one followed by the same one with a few extra words added, looks like that happened here and this one was thought to be funnier.

#17 what does mowing your lawn have to do with the story. No one cares about your damn grass. Make a status update next time. So your mom and aunt Can read it.

Geeeeeez why is everyone so negative today?

27-I suppose some people are still trying to get over Valentines day?

90- I suppose so, I am still getting over it a little bit myself.. Oh well at least I'm being nice :)

120- one of the only few, might I add.