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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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You deserved it 917

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 878

You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 573

You deserved it 2 283

Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 130

You deserved it 3 481

By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 710

You deserved it 20 265

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 171

Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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You deserved it 209

No kidding

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 595

You deserved it 387

Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 15 591

Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 969

You deserved it 1 258

Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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You deserved it 2 549

MisterKnowItAll 15

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:42

the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?

crankawank 19

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:44

How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious

Comments

redfoxman01 13

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:42

Ouch

FrostyyFML 15

Thursday 16 June 2016 16:38

These dislikes hurt me.

DeadpoolBeast13 11

Thursday 16 June 2016 21:38

Nice pic of red death

MisterKnowItAll 15

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:42

the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?

andrmac 25

Thursday 16 June 2016 23:23

You should ask your parents what happens when you provoked her to push you off a cliff? I'm pretty sure they call that 2nd degree murder.

crankawank 19

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:44

How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:04

Based on the FML I'd guess 5.

arkh_angel 16

Thursday 16 June 2016 19:06

Not her mental age, her real age...

Xcizer 17

Friday 17 June 2016 18:01

*dials 911* "hello ambulance? Please come quick we have a burn victim over here."

SkyGuy32 17

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:48

Just do the best you can, OP. Eventually you'll see your sister turn into a spoiled brat while you are tolerant of others and nice, which might feel rewarding enough.

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 16 June 2016 5:55

Nah, punch her in the face when the parents aren't around or burn her school work.

nanner6206 24

Thursday 16 June 2016 12:32

I'd say that's happened already.

latsyrk 3

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:04

She shoved you off a boat. Regardless of whether or not you were provoking her, it does not warrant her trying to kill you. I know violence is not the answer. . .but I think in this situation it's okay to punch a bitch!!. Your parents are mad at you anyways sooo why not.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:10

One of the many reasons why I believe people should have to take and pass an IQ test before becoming parents. Whether you did something to her or not, she had no right or reason to push you overboard, and your parents should have the common sense to understand that.

Kingbenford 12

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:27

I just imagine someone failing the IQ test and then getting their testicles smashed with a baseball bat

Guy1009 15

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:35

If the baseball bat doesn't sterilize them, you could use a vice grip on them.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:06

If someone actually failed an IQ test that would be impressive.

Helldemon 32

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:37

To be fair, when they say pass I'm sure they mean above a certain IQ.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 14:36

I would settle for them getting a vasectomy.

Genkai 3

Thursday 16 June 2016 20:00

I'm sorry but your statement is very abstract to take an IQ to become a parent wont change anything someone who isn't as smart as others wont automatically treat there children bad smart people do that as well families well off do that much more often so please refrain from saying such idiotic things please it aggravates me to read that someone actually believes such nonsense because that test would make no difference how smart you are does not determine how you treat someone your personality does. Oh and make no mistake I'm not an adult

screweverythin 16

Saturday 18 June 2016 4:05

It's not about the treatment of the child but the competence to raise a child without passing on one's stupidity that requires the IQ test

LostInTheZone11 29

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:27

Push her overboard. Onto the propellers.

mattyiscool123 26

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:30

That would be attempted murder, chill the **** out.

shsndbrb 4

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:04

Not if its just murder

trucker2 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:39

Just wait to you get home and put super glue on the toilet seat....you'll have her ass in a matter of seconds

_EnderDoge 22

Thursday 16 June 2016 1:42

Quite literally.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 16 June 2016 9:22

And hope the sister is the first needing to go... I can see all sorts of ways this can go horribly wrong.

trucker2 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 11:23

Well if by chance he scored one of the parents he could always toss the empty tube of super glue in her room....

Fairyjoshy 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 0:52

And when the sister claims that the OP planted the glue in her room, they'll believe her because they're predisposed to believe her. (And in this case, she'd be right) Didn't think that one through, did you?