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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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You deserved it 2 283

Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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You deserved it 3 481

By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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You deserved it 20 265

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 171

Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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You deserved it 209

No kidding

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML

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You deserved it 387

Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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You deserved it 1 258

Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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You deserved it 2 549

MisterKnowItAll 15

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:42

the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?

crankawank 19

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:44

How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious

Comments

chicagowilliams 8

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:46

You just need to sac up and throw her ass of as well, regardless of the consequence, once she knows you won't take that shit she will think twice

1thatonedude1 15

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:51

this angers me, I'm sorry op

MaxBlammo 4

Thursday 16 June 2016 3:02

I have a bratty brother that is also the family favorite who does the same crap your sister does. You're right, FYL.

redblips 13

Thursday 16 June 2016 3:52

Wait till she does something to "provoke" you, and then set her bedsheets on fire at 3:33 a.m.

champo865 5

Thursday 16 June 2016 5:11

If you're trying to make it look like satan set it on fire because it's 3:33, do it at 7:06... (6:66)

Emirac 10

Thursday 16 June 2016 6:45

actually 3:33 would be far more appropriate as 3:00 AM is seen as an insult to the holy trinity and therefore time when evil is more prone to happen.

lusanna 19

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:17

Might as well throw her overboard

pjsr 32

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:24

Well, what did you do to her?

TheKingOfHearts 19

Thursday 16 June 2016 5:08

Probably nothing bad enough to get hauled overboard.

pjsr 32

Thursday 16 June 2016 5:28

It's a joke people!

Based_Scooby 11

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:34

Take all her socks and get them all wet every morning

Red_140 5

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:47

Same problem here except it's just my mother and my sister uses, "I can't help it, I have Adhd" for an excuse. It's extremely mild but sorry to hear op

SoloAutotunE 17

Thursday 16 June 2016 4:48

If you're going to get in trouble for something you didn't do, you might as well do it

champo865 5

Thursday 16 June 2016 5:09

I know what you go through.... no matter what my sister does, I always get chewed out for 'reacting badly' and my sister gets of free. They say it's not about what she does, it's how I react to it... She slapped me and I shouted 'What the ****?!', and take a guess who got in trouble for reacting badly :( It's never been as major as pushing me over board, but I can imagine just how ****** off you'd be... sorry OP