Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 833
You deserved it 917

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MisterKnowItAll 15

the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?

How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious

Comments

Since you are already in trouble, you may as well shove your sister overboard as well (unless she is very young). Same goes for your parents ... you may be grounded for the rest of your life but it would be worth it!

I'd jump off the damn boat and swim away. seriously though, having siblings like that sucks

Don't get yourself into any trouble over your bratty sister. It's only a matter of time where she'll mess with the wrong person and realize that you don't always get away with doing mean shit

Eh, you already got in trouble, you should have gone ahead and pushed her overboard as well. In for a penny, and all that.

Your sister tries to kill you, and your parents blame you? I sure hope you can get out of that house soon. Your family dynamic is clearly toxic to you.

favorite child or not she pushed you off the god damn boat that's going OVERBOARD ¯_ꔸᴥꔸ_/¯ hope this cheers you up

Push your family off the boat and speed off with it