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Today, I had to tell my super-conservative parents that I had just gone to visit the boyfriend I'm not supposed to have so that I could tell him I'm pregnant. FML
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Flora_fml 6

Poor thing. This really sucks. I'm also sorry for all the negative comments you've received. No one knows your situation or what happened. It is true that when you choose to have sex that you choose to take on the risks involved, but as there are so many variables, it is unfair for anyone to judge you for your present situation. Try to take care of yourself, maybe look into some non-religious counseling, even if just a teenage hotline. Also try to remember that no matter who tries to tell you what- it's still YOUR body and YOUR decision.

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firstworldissues 0

Guys, maybe if she weren't raised by super conservatives she would've known more about protection, hm? Goes to show where abstinence only education gets you.

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dire_wolf 0

#16: did you know that 87.5764% of statistics are made up. also, this is a crappy situation. i hope it all works out.

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bijou_fml 0

"Its my pussy, I can do what I want."

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Meta_fml 0

@64 and 66: I want a threesome with you two. You're both awesome. OP: Ouch. Whether you abort, raise the baby or give it up for adoption, best of luck. It sucks that you're in that situation.

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fossum 0

wow. why is it such a big deal to be conservative? i'm sure none of you would want your kids to live a liberal life. aborting is never the answer. unless your brain is going to explode.

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liquid_lifeline 0

Does the phrase 'unsafe sex' not hint at anything to you?

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Scrambles 0

Here's a great thing to try! Ready? Legs SHUT. There ya go!

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piper2390 0

If you were using protection, fyl cause that's just bad luck. otherwise, it's your own damn fault so suck it up and deal with it.

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bellababesurfer 0

Well when I was 16 I got pregnant... It was an accident the condom broke& I never told my bf that I was pregnant. I decided to abort. When I went in for the abortion, I found that I lost the baby anyway. Luck worked in my favor(: I never told anyone about the pregnancy. I'm 17 now& I use birth control.

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that_guy_you_are 0

71 lol. What's a liberal life? Is that one where people have personal and political freedoms? Just so you know, if I were a woman I'd be getting abortions left right and centre just so I can spit on your so-called values. So suck it, hillbilly. My body is mine and yours is yours; I don't object to you ******* your cousin so don't object to me ******* everyone who's not my cousin. --75 made a smart decision. Abort and move on with your life.

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