Kids, Divorce and Parents: BREAKING - FML

BREAKING

By too young for this - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

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ironichalibut 24

Friday 12 April 2013 12:16

This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.

boofgall 16

Friday 12 April 2013 12:16

Why has your mother been okay with this whole charade?

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poopmaster13 8

Saturday 13 April 2013 10:37

:(

dstluke 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 11:03

I see therapy in your future

StanSmith2013 26

Saturday 13 April 2013 11:21

That their is deception and injustice of the highest order. If you can't trust your family, who can you trust?

CanOWhoopAss 1

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:01

how stupid are you

Perfectg 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:05

Wtf

vb68_fml 28

Sunday 14 April 2013 1:17

That really sucks! It's gonna be difficult to trust them now...good luck!

Esran 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:53

Obviously you didn't notice till now, so just keep what ur doing and you'll be fine. Just because they came clean to you doesn't mean to make a big drama about it.

cooperdunn97 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 21:19

Marriageception

fylhahalol 3

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:05

It's like how I met your mother

Darkasnight1717 8

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:44

WHAT THE **** COULD THEY POSSIBLY GAINED FROM DOING THAT?!?!?!

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