BREAKING

By too young for this - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
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ironichalibut 24

This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.

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boofgall 16

Why has your mother been okay with this whole charade?

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mcar 13

I would love a follow up post from OP. This is so interesting and effed up at the same time!

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DjeePee 24

I can't believe that his mistress put up with this bullshit. Having a secret relationship for almost 15 years with a man who kept living with his (ex-)wife, pretending to be a happily married couple, maybe even sharing the same bed... That's nuts. Just like this FML.

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Omniprism 14

Weird. I have questions. And I'm so sorry.

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russfml 31

Sounds like a plot to a bad romance flick, I didn't know that shit actually happened lol. FYL though.

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looney_mc 4

By far the greats FML posting ever

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SexPot143 13

How did you not figure it out? Unless your just a little kid then sucks for you

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