Kids, Divorce and Parents: BREAKING

BREAKING

By too young for this - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 958

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ironichalibut 24

Friday 12 April 2013 12:16

This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.

boofgall 16

Friday 12 April 2013 12:16

Why has your mother been okay with this whole charade?

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ashjo 12

Monday 15 April 2013 6:20

That's worse then just telling the truth in the first place

starstudded21 4

Monday 15 April 2013 23:46

Omg!! That really sucks!!

MikeIsABro 2

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:28

Makes me think my life is a lie...

xaru 21

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:46

Are you ted mosby?

hewro_failure 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 7:07

How do you not know your parents are split up? Like do they still live together or what?

niome_fml 9

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:23

How can they hide this for a long time? So ur family had been living together ask this time and no one told u?

casey_lockhart 0

Tuesday 27 January 2015 1:52

Worst parents I've ever heard of

MysticPanda 11

Thursday 19 February 2015 16:44

You sit on a throne of lies.

bosniangirl27 21

Monday 2 March 2015 19:42

How did you not know

RebeccaRFT 18

Friday 13 March 2015 21:29

And....they never kissed or anything in the whole 12 years?

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Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 151

You deserved it 231

Today, after two months of being broken up, and my ex still insisting she hadn't been cheating on me, I declared via text my intention to burn the rest of her stuff in the yard. This resulted in the guy she "hadn't been cheating on me with" kicking in my door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 517

You deserved it 389

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Today, I used a facial mask for super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness for thirty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size for several hours." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 466

You deserved it 4 953

Today, I was finally able to see a dermatologist and figure out why my skin problems are so awful. The good news is that I now have an answer: Hidradenitis suppurativa. The bad news is that it's a permanent condition. It's been making my life miserable since I was fourteen, and it's PERMANENT. Great. Just great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 83

Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 564

You deserved it 6 487

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 242

You deserved it 6 269

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML

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You deserved it 38 589

Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 335

You deserved it 11 508