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By too young for this - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
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Top comments

This still leaves the question of how old you are, if you're 14 years old, this FML just got juicier.

Why has your mother been okay with this whole charade?

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bybib 20

That's some wicked secret. How did they keep it this whole time?

That must've been such a mindfuck, I hope you're doing alright OP.

Well I gotta give them props for hiding it. They must really love you.

Wow. I cannot possibly imagine this. My heart goes out to you.

ViviMage 39

You'd think you would pick up clues. Not being home, not wet wig a ring.... They should be open and honest with their own kids! XP

You should be glad they care enough about you to keep up the illusion.

At least they have a good relationship unlike my divorced parents.

eh just be glad their divorce was pleasant. my dad told me I would be a stupid bitch like my mom. After he served divorce papers on their 25th wedding anniversary, also waiting until me, the youngest, was 18 so he didn't have to pay child support. He also threw a fit that he wasn't mentioned in her obituary 2 months ago after 7 years being divorced.

Sorry to hear that OP. At least they tried to be there for you as a family while you were growing up. perhaps they thought you were old enough to handle the news.