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Bride of Chucky

By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 896
You deserved it 3 812

Same thing different taste

Top comments

they just say stuff like that to see your reaction. make sure to answer her truthfully. tell her it's hurtful and upsetting to be told that. she just needs to learn.

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perdix 29

That's one way to keep you from sleeping on the job! Whip out your cellphone camera and ask her to repeat her threat. Then, kill her in self-defense and use your video as evidence.

Perdix, you sound like you're speaking from experience... Is there something you wish to share with us?

Ecudaniel 16

Why are kids so creepy, makes me not wanna have kids...

perdix 29

#19, between that and the cost of college, a vasectomy seems like a pretty good idea.

Gotta love kids! I'm a nanny I get that every other day

Everyday? I've never seen a kid go to that extreme in my life.

If she's like 5, don't worry too much, she might not understand what she is saying. But if she's 15... Run and never look back.

15 year olds usually don't need sitters......

Rainhawk94 27

Kids scare me with what they say these days.