Brokeass Mountain

By collegebroke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lakewood

Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML
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ChenEighty 20

I think that's the hardest I've ever face palmed.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

times are tough. life sucks. just gotta get by it day by day

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ChenEighty 20

I think that's the hardest I've ever face palmed.

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Cazz91 21

Do you need reading glasses #1? Yeah, I face palmed just as hard to #19 after reading the first comment.

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Welshite 39

I think one correction is good enough, guys. Leave off.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

# 29 because people on here don't ever correct someone more than once, yes your right that doesn't ever happen.

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Schizomaniac 24

Oooohhh. Is Welshite the Comment Hall Monitor gonna take that?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You're all wrong! 1 was just trying to mind **** you guys into believing he didn't know what was going on! Ha! So ingenious, 1, smart move you cheeky bastard, smart move..

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starile 19

*#1 faps in the background to all the comments and downvotes*

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9echo 17

You now have four more downvotes to fap to...on your own comment.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't know about you guys, but I really don't like the word "fap", or "fapping". I never jumped on that trend. Keep it old school and say jack off or ********** instead of "fapping". Hell, I always think they're saying flapping half the time. "Mike! Stop flapping your dick in the kitchen!" Well, that actually sounds pretty funny..

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goliatron 9

In this dinglechode's (#1) defense, the post says "my work." He could've been doing some kind of homework. But instead of rationalizing, I'll just call #1 a dinglechode again and downvote his monkey ass!

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The_9th_Doctor 18

times are tough. life sucks. just gotta get by it day by day

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micha090 21

Even each penny counts in this economy OP. Don't worry things can only get better from here :-)

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Axipiter 24

Pennies don't count in Canada anymore.

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whyisitme12 19

"the struggle is real" a lot of people is going through it.

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Hunthas 17

Wait you clearly have a job O.o

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SammyS2012 21

I have a job too, but it's part time. I can barely pay just my car insurance and car

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Welshite 39

Why would you leave your workplace? Don't jeopardize your job for a quarter.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Maybe his workplace lets him have coffee / smoke breaks.

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catchmenow1 21

*He. Sorry read forgot to check the gender.

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awsamb 8

Lol you got thumbs downed on your first statement AND your correction. Ouch

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ohSNAPyall 26

Why did I get thumbs downed? It's not like he took a train across town to pick up something.

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Fitzinator1995 13

wow, I feel bad for you OP but I'd probably do the same thing.

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Jazilli 7

Sorry about your money troubles OP

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not_a_robot 15

On the bright side you have impressive eyesight. I can barely read the words that appear on ESPN anymore.

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GoddessOfCookies 14

So apparently the streets pay more than actual jobs these days... Sweet.

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starile 19

Of course, this is America! The streets are paved with GOLD! ... prostitution gold.

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GoddessOfCookies 14

Oh wow... What the hell am I doing in Britain?

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Welshite 39

Go swimming in a fountain; the payoff is better.

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darwinism 30

Wow. You have really good eyesight to spot such a small coin from across the street! Think of this as an opportunity in disguise! Look into a career change, like a flight controller, or secutiry guard. Good luck OP.

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awsamb 8

Dumbass people always saying positive stuff..

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