Brokeass Mountain

By collegebroke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lakewood

Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 796
You deserved it 4 628
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Top comments

ChenEighty 20

I think that's the hardest I've ever face palmed.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

times are tough. life sucks. just gotta get by it day by day

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Enslaved 36

Yay! Just enough for a Ramen noodle dinner! *We've all been there. Now search under your couch cushions.

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starile 19

Now just grab some ketchup packets at McDonald's and get a cheap can of SPAM, and you've got yourself a gourmet meal!

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perdix 29

Didn't you have to clock out to go get the quarter? If you took more than a two-minute break, you screwed yourself!

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buckdharma 36

If he uses proper rushing technique or a all out blitz he should be able to get the quarter back.

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perdix 29

#43, yes, but if he fumbles with clock management, or if the boss intercepts him, he could get sacked.

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ahsanmasood 4

i hope that your financial troubles end soon

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creepyclowntown 10

just because they have a job doesn't mean they have the money needed for everyday living expenses. If it is a minimum wage job then they will be lucky to afford their bills every month, let alone a small splurge of a coke to drink.That quarter may be going towards a break from ramen to eat for a small candy bar treat

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awsamb 8

Your boss should give you a raise for getting 7000+ likes on FML

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worldclassrager 39

At least you have a job...things will look up soon...it's tough I can relate...

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DoEpicThings 14

Must have some good eye sight to see a coin that far away lol

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