Broken dreams

By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
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Jimboom 11

That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

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SailorButterfly 8

Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

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camopantsSUCK 0

cause everyone knows that something like this makes life absoulety impossssiiiibllleeeee oohhhh gaawwwwdddd pppooooorrrr youuuu

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pendulum2012 0

Having a hot guy isn't realistic for a fat chick

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swimchic007 0

ok people...it was just a dream! its not like she went into her subconscious and went "let me dream about some young hot guy instead of my husband because i feel like cheating!" No...you cant control your dreams.

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allen20 0

Thinking of another guy when your sleeping with your husband? Wow

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yous_an_idiot 0

Yes, involuntary bodily functions, especially considering he was asleep. It wasn't rude for him to do something completely out of his control, and if you're not attracted to your husband, it's your own damn fault. You suck.

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voveraite 7

Yes indeed, dreams that make sense and are enticing in this respect are welcome! I once dreamed of offering a "massage" to a colleague I really don't have the hots for, and he steadily declining xD. OP, make sure your husbands eats better...

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Erindub 0

You ought to wake your husband up and **** him and at least he didn't fart on you

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