Broken dreams

By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
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Jimboom 11

That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

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SailorButterfly 8

Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

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scuba1722 0

from a guys viewpoint... I'm sure I'm mot alone most might not admit this, I'll be pissed if my girlfriend wakes me up from a dream with some other girl. I would even let her know, but I'd laugh about it, and still say fml... and it's not at all cheating or whorish... its a fantasy world, no one wakes up and goes damn I am gonna go **** the next person I see other then my loved one...

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me5 0

Dump him for the man of your dreams

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Skellig 2

How. The ****. Is this. An FML. OH NOES! You have a real flesh and blood person to spend time with instead of a random fantasy! You poor, poor woman! DAMN that's some serious ingratitude right there.

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YouFailForLife 7

Thats what the OP get for dreaming about another man.

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