Broken dreams
By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
If my life was ****** every time I woke up in the middle of a pleasant dream, I'd have slit my wrists years ago. WFC (Who ******* Cares)
You don't seem to think much of your girlfriend. Please spare her this evening. Get angry with me instead. Geez. I really hope your girlfriend stops being a dependent soon and obtains enough financial power to support herself. @ OP, he didn't rudely awaken you. Perhaps if you had awoken to the sounds of a shutter and the blinding brightness of a flash, shortly before realizing that you were tied to the bed.....
haha haha!
Okay well it's not that she is a cheater or ***** but how was he rudely awakening you he had no control over it and you probably have done it yourself, also if him waking you from your dream get some ear plugs it won't happen to you, Also for all the people saying you can't control your dreams there is a state of sleep in which you are fully aware that you are dreaming and can control them there has been studies done on the subject and are trying to make something so you can make it happen. And I'm married myself and my wife has done it to and we both know we have had dreams about other women/men neither of us have cheated on each other we trust each other, dreaming about something and doing it are two completely different things and if you have that much trust issues with the person your with then that sucks for you don't go and be a troll and call someone who had a dream a cheating *****. FYL
Nah I watched a show they doing studies/research making a tool or whatever you want to call it that will let your brain know your sleeping by sending a signal to it without waking you up so your aware and can then control your dream :P
I know so do I man would be awesome my house would so be made out of pizza >.>
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That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)
Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol