Broken dreams

By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 915
You deserved it 12 679

Top comments

That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

SailorButterfly 8

Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

Comments

FYL definitely but that is beyond funny....like I could see that happening hahaha

i cant pick who i dream of, but if someone comes onto me in my dreams im aware enough to turn them down, push them away and tell them i have a boyfriend how your subconcious reacts kinda says a lot about you as a person..

Personally I think you should stop thinking you can have something better by losing what you have, because once you try to go big you'll just lose it all

Wow, people never cease to amaze me with their knee jerk, quick to judge narrow mindedness. 1. It was a dream, which means it was out of her control. 2. All the comments where someone has pointed that out and people immediately respond with, "but lucid dreaming!", how likely is it that she was lucid dreaming? Are you just hanging on to any excuse to jump on the "stone the *****!" train? 3. Sex dreams are not necessarily related to the "urge to cheat", for those who are clearly jumping to that conclusion. Dreams tend to be highly symbolic. Try to apply that kind of logic to dreams you have, did that naked dream you had mean you want to get naked in front of a studio audience? 4. People have fantasies, and desires. Having them is both normal and healthy. Doesn't mean you will act on them. Jesus people, lighten the **** up. A dream, or a fantasy, is not cheating. That said, I don't like the disdain she seems to attach to her husband for snarting. I love my fiancé, snarts and all. Just don't tell him I said that, he'll take full advantage of that one (i.e. my house will be a smelly battleground)... lol