Broken dreams
By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By dreamteam - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
totally agree with #67 and I'm a girl. women are total ****** these days that try to totally control their boyfriends and freak out if they ever try to be themselves. guys fart, and snort in their sleep. I'll never hate my fiance for waking me up like that. Actually, I love it when he wakes me up, and if he does it by farting and snorting in his sleep, all the better because that is SO adorable. also, I would feel so horrible for dreaming about another man, and would make up for it by making my fiance sandwiches and giving him back massages and playing video games with him all day. I love you Eddie. ~ cruzersgirl2213
Omg, my eyes teared up Gmail laughing so hard. FyL ma'am.
stop complaining about what he does in his sleep like it's an excuse for dreaming of sleeping with someone else. it's not his fault. i bet he's a great husband other than this, isn't he?
that's what u get for thinking about me and not ur husband
HAHAHA
husbands always kill good sec dream
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That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)
Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol