Brotherly love

By I Hate My Brother - 09/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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By yoyyo - 07/11/2016 06:29 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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You went too far

By Dia - 02/05/2021 05:01

Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML

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Sagar Nair 11

Wednesday 9 October 2019 13:55

And you never told him to stop the first time?

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 9 October 2019 23:55

Brother or not you should have pressed charges for assault, your brother is either jealous of your relationship or he's a ******* asshole ,cut ties it'll only get worse

Comments

Sagar Nair 11

Wednesday 9 October 2019 13:55

And you never told him to stop the first time?

riley873 21

Wednesday 9 October 2019 17:55

either you don't have siblings or your family's the frickin Cleavers

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 9 October 2019 19:29

That's WAY beyond siblings messing with each other. I would definitely call the police on that on the 2nd tackle.

kfchicken 31

Thursday 10 October 2019 3:55

I'm assuming anyone willing to go to that extent won't stop of you simply tell them to

Zoey775 16

Wednesday 9 October 2019 19:31

Your brother sounds like a jerk.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 9 October 2019 23:55

Brother or not you should have pressed charges for assault, your brother is either jealous of your relationship or he's a ******* asshole ,cut ties it'll only get worse

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 10 October 2019 0:22

"That's assault, brotha!" I'm worried about his motivations. Is he mentally challenged, upset that your boyfriend is spending more time with you that you used to spend with him, or was he trying to keep you away from your boyfriend because he wants to **** you himself?