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By ... - 06/06/2011 07:44 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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Same thing different taste

Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Sensual world

By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 15:05 - United Kingdom - Eastleigh

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 6 June 2011 15:49

he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.

mkbeautymama 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:52

that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"

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poulsonb181 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:42

I agree tell him he's not an Italian from new jersey

MeBeChrissy 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:54

Hahahaha xD Now that would be awesome...the slowness adds a certain creep factor...remember...maintain strong eye contact....

Rashawn13 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:36

yes it is

Mitzi_doll 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:03

too much jersey shore :/

bailey647 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:46

what a weapon!

jsullivan6x 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:53

dude why would anybody wanna fist pump its dumber than fisting

FamiliarStranger 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:31

But it's very funny.

nickfraxer 0

Monday 8 August 2011 20:45

YES!!!!

AvikC818 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:10

YDI for dating a guido

WolfAttac 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:46

neither is sex I mean like seriously imagine you two are cuddling and he starts caressing your breasts then you start takin your clothes off and having sex and then you go down on him not very romantic either

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Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML

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Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

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Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML

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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

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Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML

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Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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