Miscellaneous: Bubbles

Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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Same thing different taste

By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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You deserved it 828

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 16:05 - Germany - Kerpen

Today, I wanted to top up my shower gel dispenser. After carefully squeezing the entire tube into the dispenser, I realized why it looked so white: I'd mixed the remaining shower gel with the entire tube of fancy, expensive, organic body lotion that my grandma had given me for Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 1 753

Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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You deserved it 3 124

By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 04:30

Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML

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You deserved it 282

Fight me

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 762

You deserved it 25 582

Stressed out

By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 215

You deserved it 664

Freak out

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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You deserved it 3 967

Relax, don't do it

By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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You deserved it 179

Glued up

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I was grumbling about how they apparently changed the recipe of my favorite lotion and made it all weird and sticky, when I realized that, no, what they actually did was design a bottle of shower cream that looks almost exactly LIKE that of my favorite lotion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 269

You deserved it 720

By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 410

MercedesJames 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:04

Not that bad but at least ur clean! and how do u not notice? Its a way different consistency and then actual body lotion.

jonnymohio 2

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:18

YDI for swiping your mother's gift. You selfish child.

Comments

f_me247 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:40

you dumb ****, how can you not read the label ?!?!?!

ananamoose 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:40

What did you say about the bubbles coming out of your asshole?

Electrus 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:45

So...you put soap on your body...and went outside in the rain. I don't see what the FML is.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:47

What you don't realize is that what #1 meant is that IT WOULD SAY ON THE BOTTLE WHAT IT WAS. But not only do YDI for just assuming anything in a (small?) bottle is lotion, but also for just using it without asking. Even if it was just your mother, it's still not yours.

wbrycem 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:53

It doesn't matter how similar they look. One clearly says BODY WASH, the other is clearly labelled LOTION.

LadyLovely08 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:55

Lame... And I'm wondering how noticeable those soap bubbles would be? It'd have to be raining pretty hard to actually make the soap bubble, and in that case how many people were stopping to wonder at your predicament... YDI though. Maybe next time you can ask your mom and have her read the label to you, since that seems a bit difficult for you.