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By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

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By bee - 23/12/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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Prepper

By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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By Yocherrypicker - 29/07/2016 01:04

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 10:35 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, my mom said if I dont get straight A's in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML

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ghm1234 0

Friday 2 September 2011 23:44

What a bitch!

jimboner69 6

Friday 2 September 2011 23:45

Sugar daddy's kick ass

Comments

lannie1234 0

Friday 2 September 2011 23:47

That's sucks arse

hockey199813 5

Friday 2 September 2011 23:47

Haha

pepelittle9 0

Friday 2 September 2011 23:47

X.X is your mom a ***** or something

Anthonymm2 20

Friday 2 September 2011 23:48

Just get your grades up and be pretty then you'll be fine.

WCARlover 34

Friday 2 September 2011 23:50

I'd get my grades up 0_o

LedZeppelin1109 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:05

I can tell ***** is more your calling.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:06

Excuse me? You know nothing about me

WCARlover 34

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:08

And this is coming from a 14 year old whose bio is "fingering those chicks". Go back to recess.

LuHGiiiT 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:51

You're talking to yourself.. Hehe =)

WCARlover 34

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:52

Haha the comment got deleted :p lame

LuHGiiiT 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:56

I knoww ;) What was he saying? =O

WCARlover 34

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:57

Something about him being able to tell I was a *****

WCARlover 34

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:58

Ugh ok all the comments keep getting deleted!

LuHGiiiT 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:59

I don't think you are.. That's not cool =/

WCARlover 34

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:01

Lol thank you!

LuHGiiiT 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:03

You're welcome ;)

LuHGiiiT 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:05

You're welcome ;)

hockey199813 5

Friday 2 September 2011 23:51

You need to study more.

tigerlilypop 7

Friday 2 September 2011 23:51

Drink some penguin blood. It works wonders for your looks.

LuHGiiiT 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:34

What? 0_o

socialdisease 1

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:38

I don't even.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 3 September 2011 2:25

Tigerlilypop, I'm not sure if that was an attempt at satire, humour, sarcasm, or sheer randomness, but that is truly one of the more insane comments I've seen in a long time.