Buckle down

By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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Miguelito1582 0

If your grades are that bad, your looks are the last thing you need to be worrying about. Just saying.

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perdix 29

You'd better purty up to get a Sugar Daddy or you'll end up with a Chunky and pop out a brood of Milk Duds.

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tiger_lover9428 0

That sucks man

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tigerlilypop 7

Drink some penguin blood, it helps. boost fertility.

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ultra_notorious 26

riddle me this batman, how do you already have report card grades when the school year has just started?

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ultra_notorious 26

riddle me this batman, how do you already have report card grades when the school year has just started?

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ultra_notorious 26

if i'm not mistaken, it was a female that submitted this fake fml,

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