Health, Family and Bullying: Bullies never grow out of it

Bullies never grow out of it

By Daveryan - 28/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Salisbury

Today, I had a fight with my sister. Back when I was a chubby teen, I was made to wear a woman's panty girdle and hated it. She used to taunt me with slogans like, "Is your girdle killing you?", "Can you believe it's a girdle?" etc. Today she yelled, "Don't bust your girdle!" It's been years and the bitch still won't let up. FML

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You deserved it 89

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Same thing different taste

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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The shame

By Dave - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Salisbury

Today, I found a photo of me as a sad-looking teenage schoolboy. No wonder. Under that uniform, I was wearing women's shapewear. I was a chubby kid and, against my will, I was forced into wearing a firm control panty girdle - ashamed, uncomfortable and terrified of being caught, it really messed me up for life. FML

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You deserved it 93

It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 3 093

Sir Mix-a-Lot's mom

By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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You deserved it 147

Clothes Shire horse

By not fat shaming! - 05/04/2023 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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You deserved it 148

Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 2 029

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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You deserved it 2 283

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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You deserved it 2 450

Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 172

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 28 July 2024 16:27

Your rebuttal is either "You look like a crack *****", or "Your kids don't even know who their dad is/your kids don't share the same dad", depending on whether or not she has kids.

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 29 July 2024 5:56

Your response should be: "I've grown up since then. It's really sad that you haven't."

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 28 July 2024 16:27

Your rebuttal is either "You look like a crack *****", or "Your kids don't even know who their dad is/your kids don't share the same dad", depending on whether or not she has kids.

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 29 July 2024 5:56

Your response should be: "I've grown up since then. It's really sad that you haven't."

Dave Ryan 12

Monday 12 August 2024 3:05

I'll try that the next time. (It's pretty much guaranteed there will be a next time.)

emmalou 19

Thursday 1 August 2024 7:51

she's just throwing lowball insults to know how to trigger a reaction from you. pity her for not being more creative and predictable and immature.

Dave Ryan 12

Monday 12 August 2024 3:04

You're right. I shouldn't let myself be goaded any more. It's just that she really rubbed it in back then. When she found out that her big brother was wearing a woman's girdle she found it hilarious, and when she realised I wasn't doing it willingly and that I hated it, she was absolutely delighted - there's no other word for it. She never let up taunting me, and I guess I'm still on a bit of a hair-trigger in her presence, just waiting for her to start.