Work: BURN

BURN

By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 15:00

Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML

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By neighbor - 26/01/2014 13:08 - Australia - Mosman

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

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By ugly? - 20/09/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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Everything is clean

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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Looking good grief

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 23:01

Today, I was at a grocery store buying ice cream after the tragedy of losing my grandma. When I got to the cash register, the cashier saw the sadness in my eyes and said, "It's OK, you'll find the one someday, one that can look at your inner beauty and not care about the rest." He thought I'd got broken up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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Assumptions

By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 14 January 2018 15:12

Is it still frowned upon to punch an old lady?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 January 2018 15:52

Never judge a book by its cover. “Sweet old lady,” my ass! The kindly frail exterior was just a façade for a bitter, heartless, soulless douchebag!

Comments

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 14 January 2018 15:12

Is it still frowned upon to punch an old lady?

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 14 January 2018 15:19

Only one way to find out.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 January 2018 1:19

It is. That’s why they feel they can say shit like that!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 January 2018 15:52

Never judge a book by its cover. “Sweet old lady,” my ass! The kindly frail exterior was just a façade for a bitter, heartless, soulless douchebag!

EnvyMe33 26

Sunday 14 January 2018 20:30

Old people are savages

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 14 January 2018 21:13

What the shit is wrong with people? I'm all for being a dick when necessary but god damn.

09051308288 17

Monday 15 January 2018 1:37

She was just jealous of your tight skin which she once had.

ffc Squall 14

Monday 15 January 2018 3:26

At least your face will get better. Her face, however, is just going to get worse.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 15 January 2018 8:26

Acne?

JamieFMLPhelps 10

Wednesday 15 August 2018 20:17

Not bad acne. Just a bit

bigdaddyeric 35

Wednesday 17 January 2018 8:09

Old Lady BURN!

James Thompson 8

Saturday 20 January 2018 6:32

Sometimes elderly folks say the most offensive, inappropriate shit. Dunno if it’s from early stage dementia, or just getting to the age where they no longer give a shit.