Bushed out

By en3rg1zer21 - 06/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
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decidedlyvague 11

also, the amount of underage girls commenting on this post talking about shaving is kinda freakin me out.

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missemalythecat 0

Why? A lot of girls shave down there and it doesn't necessarily mean they're having sex.

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sciontcnut 1

Holy shit. Just how big were those pubes dude.

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hazardoussmiles9 22

... And now it's pubic hair-flavored gum!

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ifrigginheartyou 8

u were naked?

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emrie_baby95 0

Chicks dig it

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camelspanker69 0

hey theres this new invention called a razor and it works really well to shave that sh!t off. and the girls really like it too

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fyreshadowes 2

Come on, not everyone chooses to shave down there. It's a highly personal decision. Some of my friends do, some don't. One of them (a girl) didn't until she went to Russia and was ridiculed because apparently everyone shaves there. I wouldn't lose any sleep over it if I were you.

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