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Busted

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 05:06 - United States - El Paso

Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Told_You_So - 09/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML

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You deserved it 5 087

Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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You deserved it 38 025

Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 15/11/2023 04:00

Today, I was joking to mom that at the rate I’m going I’ll have to start an OnlyFans to afford college next year. She shrugged like it was nothing because apparently prostitution got her through college and bought her her first house before she accidentally got pregnant with me. Um, WHAT? FML

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You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 20:09 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

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bummerbums 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:08

You walked into that one.

golden_warrior 23

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:09

Who the **** pays to watch ****?

Comments

olpally 32

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:13

Kinky. Wow. Just walk away op.

dinagdotphoto 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:14

Parents make jokes too, relax. I'm sure had there really been a problem, you'd have noticed her hairy palms by now.

tanekdrachonae 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:35

MILF probably since it's more likely she wants it to be realistic. If you're a man under 30 RUN!

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:54

Ask for the password to her account, sharing is caring.

heyheynow 12

Sunday 1 September 2013 17:05

Well mommy's gotta fall asleep somehow!

sunnyray812 42

Sunday 1 September 2013 17:07

Wow, that's awkward.

SwtCherryPie 26

Sunday 1 September 2013 17:15

If it is true, tell her there are plenty of places to get it for free.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 17:24

Busted!

chocolatefrog28 29

Sunday 1 September 2013 17:39

Momma's got needs.

StormyZero 11

Sunday 1 September 2013 18:23

Don't ask what you don't want to know.

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