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Busted

By katara - 02/07/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 007

You deserved it 57 524

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 644

You deserved it 3 287

Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 352

You deserved it 4 905

Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 740

You deserved it 494

Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 173

You deserved it 41 736

Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 661

You deserved it 1 943

By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 306

You deserved it 4 851

Let 'em in

By sister_woes - 09/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 084

You deserved it 4 610

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 311

You deserved it 2 679

Shackled

By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 825

You deserved it 148

By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 531

You deserved it 2 012

kuntageous 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:22

all you had to say was you were joking around and you knew she was coming inside. gahh ydi for not being quick on your feet.

Morpheus414 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:21

Ouch. YDI!

Comments

sweetdreams999 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:54

you're a little bitch OP. ydi. grow up.

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:55

damm

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:00

wat ??

sweetdreams999 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:01

lol. ungrateful kids are one of my biggest pet peves. i'm German so we're raised to be blunt and honest, not to bitch about someone behind their back. it's childish and pathetic. op needs to grow a pair, or respect her elders.

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:04

yup

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:14

haha wow amen

howareyoulard 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:59

this one is a no brainer... YDI

schwancy 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:02

aunt Stacy is probably well aware no one likes her.

draxmurray 1

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:03

71 u r hottie

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:05

*whispers* creeper

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:07

like you don't hit on girls flirt.

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:08

haha not like that haha

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:09

hahaha true

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:11

u gota wip out the pimp cane

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:13

true that. before you go out pimpin, you gotta understand the gat, you know what I'm sayin

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:15

dam str8 also gota have that stager walk

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:18

exactly, you gotta also keep your hoes in line and don't forget to keep that pimp hand strong, you know what I'm sayin.

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:20

wat did the 5 fingers say to the face ??!!!!

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:21

I don't know. what?

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:22

slappp!!!!!

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:23

hahaha. that was so stupid but I laughed at it

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:24

it's from Dave chapelle

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:26

haha. that would be on Dave Chapelle

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:27

I'm Rick James bitchhhhh

LaDyBlOo 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:42

Lmaooo I love Dave Chapelle "Im Rick James Bitch!"

im_banned 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:45

dude I'm a chapelle addict

bigd2232 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:05

what a dick move

aleksjai 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:10

y is this ur XML this shuld be her fml today, my neice screamed at me she does aunty know she's hated by every1 FML ur a bitch

aleksjai 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:12

oh and ydi for having a purse

crazytay 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:16

ha! how did u explain that one ??!

ijrnelson 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:33

epic error.

lonely_heart_89 6

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:36

wait, if you were relaxing on the couch with your annoying aunt when you heard the door open, how could it have been your annoying aunt walking through the door? you make it sound as though she was sitting there with you when the door opened.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:49

Ummm, reading fail? She didn't say she was sitting there with her aunt. She was sitting on the couch. When was she sitting on the couch? After a long day with her annoying aunt. Simple. It's not, "I was relaxing on the couch with my annoying aunt after a long day," it's, "I was relaxing on the couch after a [long day with my annoying aunt]."