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By douchetard - 26/03/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 20:46 - Greece - Athens

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

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By coeurdlucky - 19/10/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia

Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML

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Funny story…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:53

..."So she's told me".

lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:52

smooth

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gravityplanx 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:42

awesome.... as much as this really is a YDI, i can totally see how someone could make that mistake... i mean... you were having an in depth conversation about her groin... You were kind of set up to fail....

jayfx 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:52

AHAHAHAHA

madame_malfoy 4

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:25

1. Open mouth. 2. Insert foot. 3. Choke.

fcuk_mylife 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:41

HAHAHAHA.. your username is ******* hilarious

STN_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:08

omg hahaaa

Erinx3 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:16

Who the **** talks about that during dinner? I hope they didn't hate you. :) He didn't really deserve it, things just slip out sometimes. Don't be harsh. I mean, we got a good laugh(:

Remegy 3

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:40

yes, excellent dinner conversation 'hey, did you know our daughter had a groin hernia when she was a kid?' what KIND of religion are they so RELIGIOUS about anyways? PHALLICISM? you should have brought up the subject of castration or something, they'd enjoy that... freaks O.o

maupa 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:40

Agreed with #49. Still - as far as I recognise - that ain't subject for a dinner talk. They've got to be as dumb as your response was... Or maybe they're evil masterminds, and wanted to know wheter or not you **** their daughter. Either ways - You, and these comments, made my day, which was very shitty by now - thank you all.

Neenertastic 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 21:02

Douchetard, I think that would have been a perfectly acceptable reply considering the family chooses to discuss groin hernias at the dinner table. If her weird ass family is bringing up nauseating conversations like that, your comment was totally acceptable! No, I'm not being sarcastic. Well done.