Busted

By douchetard - 26/03/2009 07:37 - United States

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Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

gimpordie 0

We all have those moments. Myself included. Hey if you two end up with rings on your fingers you'll be looking back at that and laughing.

Hahahahaha! Wow, forget the fact they they're religious, why would you say that to PARENTS?

Oh well. We all make slips like that. They should assume that you've seen down there anyway.

vitaminsandminer 0

oh my god that sucks, my boyfriend almost did something like that infront of my parents too [luckily he realized and didn't say it and told me about it later]

ya, gotta learn to improvise. once had outdoor sex with a girl. she got bug bites all over her body from being on top. she gets home and her mom wants her to try on a new outfit and will not take no for answer. watches her take off her shirt and pants. she tells her mom we had swimsuits and went swimming in the river that we were at. so, if you can hang w/it, watch your step, think ahead. We were of legal age, houghever, she came home from college in the summer so we had to do it for three years to keep them from messing with her head about us. they never found out about us. her family was so bad that when she was 27 years old they blew their top when they found out she lived w/a man and was having sex.

New brain please! and c'mon #75 YDI. you dumb iraqi... obviously.

ShOcKeR969 0

girls with religous parents are always the freaks lol but seriously think off the top of your head you could of came back with she saw a scar i had and i asked her if she had any and she didnt show me any down there. but you didnt YDI