Busted
By douchetard - 26/03/2009 07:37 - United States
By douchetard - 26/03/2009 07:37 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 20:46 - Greece - Athens
By coeurdlucky - 19/10/2010 05:20 - United States
By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine
By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia
By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 22:00 - United States
By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States
By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester
By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie
By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles
We all have those moments. Myself included. Hey if you two end up with rings on your fingers you'll be looking back at that and laughing.
Hahahahaha! Wow, forget the fact they they're religious, why would you say that to PARENTS?
Oh well. We all make slips like that. They should assume that you've seen down there anyway.
You moron.
ya, gotta learn to improvise. once had outdoor sex with a girl. she got bug bites all over her body from being on top. she gets home and her mom wants her to try on a new outfit and will not take no for answer. watches her take off her shirt and pants. she tells her mom we had swimsuits and went swimming in the river that we were at. so, if you can hang w/it, watch your step, think ahead. We were of legal age, houghever, she came home from college in the summer so we had to do it for three years to keep them from messing with her head about us. they never found out about us. her family was so bad that when she was 27 years old they blew their top when they found out she lived w/a man and was having sex.
New brain please! and c'mon #75 YDI. you dumb iraqi... obviously.
Keywords
..."So she's told me".
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