Love: Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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You deserved it 254

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 705

By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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You deserved it 36 458

kerrygirl 13

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:04

dont worry he sounds like an ass

inkedshadow 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:09

its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(

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kerrygirl 13

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:04

dont worry he sounds like an ass

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:21

No, he doesn't sound like an ass. He sounds like a friend who invited her to stare at the stars with him. For some reason the OP thought he was already for her? She assumed, and she was wrong. I highly doubt the dude left her there and went home, that would be pretty rude and I wouldn't try to continue to get in a relationship with him lol. I understand you like him a lot.. But that doesn't mean he likes you the same way. :/

some1hones 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:26

either way... he still sound like an ass

americayay 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:20

I'm disagreeing that he's that much of an ass, because what he did isn't that big of a deal. OP: And then what? Your dog died? You saw your dad making out with someone not your mom? The wrong cat got taken to put down? I'm just looking for the bad in the story. Change your clothes, don't lay in wet grass again and forget about the guy.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:39

I would say he's sort of an ass for ditching her, either way. But I do agree OP was presumptuous in her belief.

justmeagirl 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:33

LOVE your life for getting away from such a nasty dirty jerk before you got any more invested!

jesscad 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:35

He's an ass because he just left her there...

isodufff 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:22

LKJASDFLKJ STOP IT. STOP RUINING FMLS SERIOUSLY. i hate this!!! people just post their fmls. and then someone comments, either trying to support them, or be funny then some ONE ALWAYS HAS TO RUIN IT. STOPTPTOPTOTOTOPPPP!!!!

waterynuggets 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:19

Uh how exactly do you ruin something that (already) says **** MY LIFE? *eye roll*

gtdoll 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:12

DameGrayWolf : I love you!! Agree sooooo much!! I would have slappe the ho. But thats just meh ;)

epicfailburger 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:55

well.. if he was there with another girl no duh the ground was wet.

EvilCupcake8361 9

Sunday 13 November 2011 9:15

51: your usage of caps locks makes you sound very obnoxious. I suggest you be quiet now. thanks:)

jermaurapaige 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:08

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repyourcliche 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:12

Trust me, not as "FUCC3D UP" as your comment.

screwtaylor 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:18

Why the **** must people type like that? It's not cute..

hahaohwell 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:20

i imagine they just get really really really bored

dizzyyy 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:56

Hahahaha!

some1hones 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:24

and nobody deserver to read such a "FUCC3D UP" comment

millionbonus 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:36

hahaha!!

sobe23 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:24

ughhh. learn how to type and not with 3s. Since when did 3 b3com3 a letter??

bridgetann79 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:51

yhu?? wow.

bridgetann79 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:51

yhu?? wow.

EvilCupcake8361 9

Sunday 13 November 2011 9:16

H3Y GUYZZ ,,,, THATZ NOT NIC3 2 MAK3 FUN OF DA WAY PPL TALK

AfroNinja6810 11

Friday 18 January 2013 3:36

do3s no on3 g3t th3 jok3?

just_brilliant 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:08

I cant believe people who do things like that, its just awful

inkedshadow 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:09

its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(

justmeagirl 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:35

It's just that the aholes are manipulative and give you enough mixed messages so you feel enmeshed in the whole thing. The abuse-kindness cycle seems inherrent to most guys. Think socially acceptable Stockholm Syndrome.