Sex and Intimacy: Busted

Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 210

By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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You deserved it 2 495

By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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samarjit_khanna 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:19

What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:07

HAHA. Embarrassment.

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DrMonstar 0

Monday 22 February 2010 9:01

Must've been loud.....

xxmangokushxx 0

Monday 5 April 2010 11:15

hahahahah sucks. maybe do it when nobody is home and you'll be good?

lovergirl7 1

Friday 9 April 2010 14:21

this is not a fml, he was just trying to poke fun. if it was your dad then I Would be worried

cmastabackhand 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:14

hahahahahahahaha your brother is the ******* man.

upintheorange 5

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:37

he says your boyfriend sounds like a girl, but he says "climax?" what male says "climax?"

ruby29 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:04

you should have took all of them to piss him of.

thedeepthinker 0

Friday 23 July 2010 17:25

Damn, I love your family. You guys are so cool and open.

ilovepretzels 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:25

LMFAOOO!!

Princess_Midna 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 22:11

you *****! You should really stop disrespecting your body and grow up! Geeze! Like, am I the only person in the world who thinks that you should STAY virgin until you are married?! When you die of HPV, I hope you remember what I said!

Wazilla 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 3:23

#118 that ypur opinion, so dont wish others something as horrable as death for not sharing you belifes. So if sex with someone you are gonna to get an std but once they're married that std gos away?!