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Maybe dead animals turn him on?
He wouldn't want to catch an STD from his latest kill...
Number 11: Me no speke the shootie
#11. That's what plastic bags and tape is for. Don't waste condoms!!
^yeah! Because if you use a condom, there's a 2% chance it may not work and your gun getting pregnant.
I've only heard of putting condoms on guns in high-school of the dead and I live in the deer Capitol of America but I guess people do it
#88 maybe I do
11&88 that's debatable ..
She should be lucky its an annual trip and not a daily thing.
The way I see it, there are two possibilities: 1. He's cheating with a human. 2. He's cheating with a deer carcass. Take your pick, OP!
you can put up to a gallon of water for drinking in a condom, guess OP is a little too paranoid
He took a box of condoms but forgot his extra cell phone in his desk drawer at home.
A gallon? Holy shit.
Brokeback Mountain
228: That is precisely what I thought... But at least in Brokeback Mountain we were all awarded some Anne Hathaway muzangos.
Shouldve just told the boyfriend to leave her some
So who's he hunting?
That's what I came here to say xD
Aw damn! Look at that squirrel! That's one sexy dead animal!
I love that show
Supersadomasochisticnecrobestiality is when you get a hardon making Bambi a fatality Just grease up and do the deed, don't question the morality Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality
Thumbs up for high school of the dead reference
Up' your comment for the anime!
You don understand OP, The smell of lubricant on condoms attacks deer.
Attracts deer* Damn auto correct
milf hunter!
So that if he is cheating on OP the girl he's sleeping with is MORE likely to get pregnant if he doesn't notice the holes? I wouldn't do it.
Getting the other girl pregnant would be payback for cheating, if he is cheating. Sucks to be the other girl tho... Just take a needle a poke through the package. I know someone that did exactly that and it worked.
He's going hunting alright.. For ******!
yeah, my first thought was "You ain't never used that fishing creel I bought you!"
I lost the game!! Damn you #2!!!!
No, he is going to be hunting for you ;)
Sorry about the comment i wrote above. You guys may bury that one. 220- maybe he is hunting for you ;)
118- just stop...
I tried to hunt once… obviously I'm a girl… I'm a great shot but I got to chicken shit about killing something but that's no the point I'm trying to say that some girls hunt >.
One of my best friends wasn't at school the other day because she shot a big ass buck at the bus stop. :D
Is that a metaphor for something much, much more disturbing?
what would it matter? either way he'd be cheating
55- I go hunting every year and have had my license for about 4 years.. Small game but still, I'm pretty good at it :)
Guys, I am sure #3 was making a Brokeback Mountain reference. Not a dig at female hunters.
BEASTYALITY
No, no. It's **********. Spell it with me children: B-E-S-T-I-A-L-I-T-Y As in the BEST. Beastyality is definitely not a word.
Zoo-necro-pedophilia. He's going to shoot baby animals, then f**k them.
Wow, you're dating an idiot! Go up to him and mention that he should buy them in the way, but do it like you're reminding him to pack socks.
I have to apologize!! I accidentally hit "thumbs downs" and it won't let me retract it. Stupid phone.
I'm sorry but your picture is creepy.
Mine what?
Really? If its her I think youre wrong I like it (not being a creeper)
It's not creepy, it's bizarre. Get it? No..? Okay...
You like it because her **** are practically hanging out. Classy.
Yes that has to be it. And this is why I do t comment on FML
I upvoted it for you
Has anyone seen the video on youtube where the dear tries to hump the blonde girl? In this case the position is switched
Maybe he will blow them up and use them as baloons.
...and then what? Turn them into animal figures?
Lol wtf would he use the condom balloons for?
Getting the attention of hedgehogs like you.
tl;dr
Maby just maby, he isent going hunting, and just sayig that he is so he could meet up with some other girl amd hookup
Maybe he is using the condoms as liners in the process of making fresh sausage. Mmm... venison sausage.
And maybe, you should try to work on your grammar before posting things.
Sasquatch fetish?
Sasquatch will do amazing things for a piece of jerky.
Weird Fetish O.o
Hmm I wonder what he's hunting
He's going on a hunting trip, he doesn't need condoms. This is a sign he's gonna cheat.
Sounds like he's going cougar hunting.
37- you're the type of person I'd want to be friends with.
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Maybe dead animals turn him on?
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)