Love: Busted

Busted

By Anonymous - 03/03/2017 04:00

Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 944

You deserved it 562

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 990

You deserved it 3 014

Shady

By Mellieb - 28/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my boyfriend of two years stopped posting about our relationship on social media. It wasn’t to “protect our relationship from hating eyes and bad energy.” Apparently, there’s a hot new young lady that works with him and he added her. Me being in the picture would ruin his chances with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 617

You deserved it 119

Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 854

You deserved it 9 894

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 325

You deserved it 6 788

Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 762

You deserved it 6 279

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 458

You deserved it 12 096

By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 591

You deserved it 4 704

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 19:02 - United States - North Scituate

Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 456

You deserved it 1 871

So romantic…

By SoundsLikeStalking - 21/12/2021 17:01

Today, I learned why my ex dumped me. Her current boyfriend asked her out every single day for a year and a half on Facebook. She figured that if he was that committed, he must really like her. She didn't even meet him until right before she dumped me. They knew nothing almost about each other when they hooked up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 179

You deserved it 132

Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 426

You deserved it 3 107

trucker2 33

Friday 3 March 2017 4:12

Sounds like it was done intentionally

worldclassrager 39

Friday 3 March 2017 6:54

That's beyond immature...that's worse than being broken up over a text...

Comments

trucker2 33

Friday 3 March 2017 4:12

Sounds like it was done intentionally

TheEpicKitten 20

Friday 3 March 2017 4:32

No of those bullshit hacks work #2, and if they didn't it's a violation of the 4th amendment and thusly illegal

TheEpicKitten 20

Friday 3 March 2017 4:34

Did*

TheEpicKitten 20

Friday 3 March 2017 4:34

Anyone else getting errors when they try to edit their messages?

GhostFox 33

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:56

Everyone does. It's been a problem for months.

inappropes 31

Friday 3 March 2017 4:36

Guess who I would make a personal hell for at work?!

Tripartita 44

Friday 3 March 2017 4:57

Cheating bitch: Come over tonight, babe, I want your ****. Cheating bitch: You still there? Cheating bitch: Hello? Cheating bitch: Look, you have to close your browser when you leave. You know my boyfriend works with—ah, what are the odds that he'd look over right now? Forget I even brought it up. Anyway, I totes want your ****!