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By Carei - 26/03/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, my parents told me that because they found dildos, a rose toy, and condoms in my bedroom, I’m not getting a car for graduation anymore. Also, I have 30 days from my 18th birthday to “find an apartment or something” and “get the hell out” since I’m "such a grown up now." FML

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You deserved it 233

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Same thing different taste

Overreacting a tad

By I want out - 11/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 532

You deserved it 335

Get out

By Kicked - 25/02/2025 14:00 - United States

Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML

I agree, your life sucks 336

You deserved it 270

You chose, you lose

By Momtobe2007 - 24/05/2023 22:00

Today, my parents told me that since I'm old enough to want to keep my baby, I have 30 days to find a place to live. I'm 15. FML

I agree, your life sucks 666

You deserved it 1 416

They see me rolling…

By CharlieP - 08/05/2023 22:00

Today, I’m walking around the streets with my stuff in a rolling suitcase. My mom saw fit to kick me out of the house because she found sextoys in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 170

You deserved it 243

Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 22:58

Today, on my 21st birthday, my dad handed me £12,000 and revealed he’d been saving my rent. When I asked what for, he told me it was to rent my first house because now I’m 21, he’s throwing my ass out. Neither me or nor my mom could talk him round, and unless I’m out by next week, he’ll start smashing my possessions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 543

You deserved it 402

Judge and jury

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 06:00

Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML

I agree, your life sucks 821

You deserved it 561

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 708

You deserved it 3 940

By allisonpaige21 - 18/06/2015 22:31 - United States - Quitman

Today, I found out that my grandparents are going to take my car away and sell it because they're pissed I'm moving in with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 464

You deserved it 5 149

By jackass - 13/04/2009 10:46 - United States

Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 864

You deserved it 82 758

Not interested

By Anonymous - 19/05/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML

I agree, your life sucks 960

You deserved it 116

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 27 March 2025 0:42

Why were they in your bedroom, and what were they looking for? And isn't it up to you what you do with yourself on your own time? I really think they're overreacting; but on the bright side, at least they won't get any unplanned grandchildren as long you use them...

copalolita 13

Friday 28 March 2025 16:40

Their house their rules. No they didn’t overreact. When you become a parent you’ll understand.

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 27 March 2025 0:42

copalolita 13

Friday 28 March 2025 16:40

Their house their rules. No they didn’t overreact. When you become a parent you’ll understand.

Arkangel.Artemis 10

Saturday 29 March 2025 5:54

Parents need to be able to come into their kids rooms to check if their kids aren't doing or involved in anything they shouldn't such as drugs, underage sex, drinking alcohol without an adult present, child pornography, incel chat rooms sending rape threats or stalking and cyberbullying. It's not about being disrespectful of your privacy but rather making sure that you're not endangering yourself or being a danger to others.

copalolita 13

Friday 28 March 2025 16:39

Whoa kiddo. You’re under 18 living under your parents roof. Whether you like it or not, their house; their rules. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you’re old enough to ****, you’re old enough to move to your own place. That’s life. YDI

Arkangel.Artemis 10

Saturday 29 March 2025 5:48

Maybe having sex under the age of 18 was a huge rule that your parents told you not to break. Underage sex shouldn't be a norm because it makes you vulnerable to abuse, manipulation, unplanned pregnancy and other issues. They're kicking you out so that you can take full responsibility for your own sex life and the consequences that come from that.