Not interested

By Anonymous - 19/05/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
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QueenSaru 28

OP's parents in a few years: Why do you never call or visit, we didn't even know you got married and had kids!

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poopface82 19

Or - and hear me out - you DON’T ring them when you get some girl pregnant with their first of what they assume will be a long line of GRANDBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneoneoneoneone and they can go fade into misery without you or their precious GRANDBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneoneoneoneone Parents who only care about that shit are the worst.

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poopface82 19

Or - and hear me out - you DON’T ring them when you get some girl pregnant with their first of what they assume will be a long line of GRANDBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneoneoneoneone and they can go fade into misery without you or their precious GRANDBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneoneoneoneone Parents who only care about that shit are the worst.

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tiptoppc 19

Jeebus Crabst! Your post makes my eyes and brain hurt. That’s on par with that stupid “IDK my BFF jenny” commercial.

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Hangryko 29

It seems they only had you so they could get grandchildren. What assholes. I advise never contacting them again, even if you ever have kids. That way, they likely can't sue for grandparents' rights, if that exists where you are.

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QueenSaru 28

OP's parents in a few years: Why do you never call or visit, we didn't even know you got married and had kids!

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